but really I’m just sitting at work and all I want to do is either laugh hysterically or start singing. BUT I CAN’T

I’m I really that deprived of socializing that I’m this excited? 

I’m in such a good mood. Pool party in Beverly Hills later

went to type in tumblr in the address bar and accidently typed yumblr. i think i’m on to something. 

it is scary how fast i fall in the love with the idea of someone. 

“I’ve lost weight!” I announced.

Everyone congratulated me.

But Weight was the name of my son.

(Source: nova-force, via sydneysunbeam)